SEMEN STAINS THE MOUNTAINTOPS
Please.

it’s happening

calliestrider:

un-leash-ing:

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time*

*goes to a family reunion and awkwardly follows mom around the entire time*

*goes to hell and awkwardly follows satan the entire time*

Reblogged from waifuanon, Posted by yungbasedshawty.
enemaroberts:
Reblogged from snailfriend, Posted by feelknower1993.

(Source: feelknower1993)

notyournutritionalbreakfast:

So today during lunch someone had spilled their milk, and instead of cleaning it up, they turned it into a chicken.

notyournutritionalbreakfast:

So today during lunch someone had spilled their milk, and instead of cleaning it up, they turned it into a chicken.

(Source: allpartofanutritiousbreakfast)

Reblogged from jadenaya, Posted by cchel42.

(Source: cchel42)

Reblogged from jadenaya, Posted by middayoil.

(Source: middayoil)

Reblogged from dustybins, Posted by awwww-cute.
animatedamerican:

awwww-cute:

A box of baby bengals

"What? No, I’m sorry, I ordered half a dozen mini bagels —”"Shut up, we’re keeping them."

animatedamerican:

awwww-cute:

A box of baby bengals

"What? No, I’m sorry, I ordered half a dozen mini bagels —”
"Shut up, we’re keeping them."